You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
Randomize
