I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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