At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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