U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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