That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
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i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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