I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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