the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
she looked like the before picture.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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