Me. At least after what I've been through.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
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and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
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Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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