I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
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Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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