oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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