Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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