she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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