It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
