i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
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