Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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