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I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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