i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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