My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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