i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
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just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
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