Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
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I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
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