Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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