If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I just saw a hot homeless man
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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