I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
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Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
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Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
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