I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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