have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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