i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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