We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
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The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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