matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
