Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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