so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
my liver is dry heaving
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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