i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
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Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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