She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
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