you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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