like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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