Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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