spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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