i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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