he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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