HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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