So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
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I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
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We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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