ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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