Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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