do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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