This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
You dont lie about slip and slides
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And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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