WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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