was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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