Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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