we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
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I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
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some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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