Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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