im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
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Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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