Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
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I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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