Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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