question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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