where am i from again
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
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Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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