Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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