Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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