I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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