For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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