goodnight i made you a song goodbye
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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