ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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